Procrastination Insult Timer

STOP PROCRASTINATING. START WORKING. Procrastination Insult Timer is the only productivity timer that bullies you into focus. Every 20 seconds, you get roasted — hard. No fluff. No mercy. Just savage honesty that keeps you from doom-scrolling your day away. Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Get to work. ## FEATURES 900+ UNIQUE ROASTS — ALL PACKS FREE • Random — general motivational roasts • Sassy — extra sarcastic, full of attitude • Dark — edgy humor, not for the faint of heart LIVE ACTIVITY The countdown and your current roast sit on the Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island. Close the app. Lock your phone. You still can't escape. POMODORO MODE 25 minutes focus, 5 minutes break. Classic — but meaner. Get roasted through both. CUSTOM TIMERS 1–60 minutes. Choose your preferred pain level. THE RECORD Every session you finish, every insult you take, and the roasts you thought were worth keeping. DAILY REMINDERS Get a nudge (or slap) to stop procrastinating. ## WHY IT WORKS Most productivity apps are too nice. They whisper. They let you quit. This one doesn't. It's designed to keep you uncomfortable enough to stay focused. Every roast is a reality check — funny, sharp, and a little too true. You can skip, pause, or quit — but the app will call you out for it. The only way out… is through. No streaks. No guilt for missing a day. Just the work, and someone rude enough to keep you at it. ## FOR ANYONE WITH DARK HUMOR If you thrive on sarcasm, memes, and chaos — this is your accountability buddy. If you want kindness, try a meditation app instead. If you want results, download this one. ## PRICING FREE • 5 and 10 minute timers • All three roast packs • Unlimited sessions PRO WEEKLY – $0.99/week • 3-day free trial • Cancel anytime PRO YEARLY – $19.99/year • Save 61% vs weekly PRO LIFETIME – $29.99 • One-time payment, never expires • Best value Pro unlocks sessions up to 60 minutes, Pomodoro mode, custom timer lengths, and roasts read aloud. Terms of Use: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/terms/ Privacy Policy: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/privacy/