DeSlop

About DeSlop

Every feed you scroll is engineered junk food.
Designed to addict. Built to be forgotten.
DeSlop replaces the habit with art that lasts 400 years.

One million public-domain paintings, sourced directly from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Rijksmuseum, and the Art Institute of Chicago. Pick three you love during onboarding — the feed learns your era, mood, palette, and composition preferences in seconds, then gets sharper with every swipe.

When a painting stops you, save it. Repost it with a short message. Open it fullscreen and zoom in close enough to see the brushstrokes.

When you're ready, the Decode tab teaches you how to actually look at art. Five short modules cover the ages, the styles, the techniques, the artists, and exactly what to say in front of any painting. In minutes, not years.


WHAT'S INSIDE

▸ One million public-domain artworks from the Met, Rijksmuseum, and AIC
▸ A taste algorithm that adapts to your saves, skips, and dwell time
▸ Five learning modules — ages, styles, techniques, artists, looking
▸ A daily Decode game with new questions every 24 hours
▸ Quick Play (5 questions) and Challenge (20 questions, timed)
▸ Save, repost, and share any painting with friends
▸ Fullscreen pinch-and-zoom viewer for every artwork
▸ Available in English, German, Spanish, and Russian


WHAT'S NOT INSIDE

▸ No ads. Not now, not ever.
▸ No subscription. No "Pro" version. No paywalls.
▸ No infinite-scroll dark patterns. No notifications begging you back.
▸ No data sold to third parties.


WHO IT'S FOR

▸ People who used to read art books but stopped finding time
▸ Anyone who wants something to say in front of a painting
▸ Designers, illustrators, photographers looking for daily reference
▸ Anyone tired of every other app on their phone

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Art that lasts 400 years, not 4 seconds.