Pro Degenerate Simulator
Casual
Clean windows, earn pennies, blow it all. Fake gambling, real laughs.
- Downloads
- 2+
- on Google Play
- Price
- Free
- No in-app purchases
- Updated
- Oct 23
- 2026 · v1.0.3
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About Pro Degenerate Simulator
Clean windows. Earn €1. Buy a scratch card. Lose everything. Repeat. 🧽💶
PRO DEGENERATE SIMULATOR is a 16-bit, Mega Drive-style game where you scrub the screen with your finger until you get rich… or don't.
🪟 WORK — Wipe the dirty glass to reveal 7 animated landscapes: countryside, beach, city at night, mountains, desert, outer space and an aquarium. Clean fast to build a COMBO up to x4.
🎰 GAMBLE — 9 games to unlock: scratch cards, coin flip, roulette, bingo against the grannies, horse racing, rubber chicken fights, blackjack, the stock market and the rocket crash.
👑 THE KING — Your mascot comments on every win and every disaster.
🏆 PROGRESS — Upgrades, daily missions, 21 trophies, degenerate levels and a daily streak bonus.
🎉 EVENTS — Happy hours, the legendary horse PEGASO, the GOLDEN ROOSTER and BLACK FRIDAY on the stock market.
Hand-made 16-bit pixel art, chiptune music and ridiculous sound effects.
⚠️ A comedy game with SIMULATED gambling only. No real money, no in-app purchases, no ads, and no real prizes. For adults (18+).
PRO DEGENERATE SIMULATOR is a 16-bit, Mega Drive-style game where you scrub the screen with your finger until you get rich… or don't.
🪟 WORK — Wipe the dirty glass to reveal 7 animated landscapes: countryside, beach, city at night, mountains, desert, outer space and an aquarium. Clean fast to build a COMBO up to x4.
🎰 GAMBLE — 9 games to unlock: scratch cards, coin flip, roulette, bingo against the grannies, horse racing, rubber chicken fights, blackjack, the stock market and the rocket crash.
👑 THE KING — Your mascot comments on every win and every disaster.
🏆 PROGRESS — Upgrades, daily missions, 21 trophies, degenerate levels and a daily streak bonus.
🎉 EVENTS — Happy hours, the legendary horse PEGASO, the GOLDEN ROOSTER and BLACK FRIDAY on the stock market.
Hand-made 16-bit pixel art, chiptune music and ridiculous sound effects.
⚠️ A comedy game with SIMULATED gambling only. No real money, no in-app purchases, no ads, and no real prizes. For adults (18+).
What’s new
Version 1.0.3 · Updated October 23, 2026
Fixes a crash that closed the game after about a minute of play on some Android phones.
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