Guardia: Blof de Hospital
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Show off your badge, pass your earrings to someone else, and don't let your guard down.
- Downloads
- 11+
- on Google Play
- Price
- Free
- No in-app purchases
- Updated
- Oct 14
- 2026 · v1.0.1
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About Guardia: Blof de Hospital
Do you believe the R1 or ask for their badge?
Guardia is a bluffing card game for 3 to 6 players set in a Mexican hospital. Each player has two face-down badges, and the patients keep coming in. You can say you're whoever you want… as long as no one challenges you.
HOW TO PLAY
• On your turn, remove a badge or show off a badge to use its power.
• Anyone can challenge you: "Let's see your badge!" If you lied, you eat 2 badges. If you told the truth, the person who challenged you eats them.
With 4 badges, you "go bust" and turn over a badge, but no one is eliminated: the shift continues.
• When all the patients run out, the player with the fewest "gobust" wins.
THE BADGES
• Intern: removes 1 badge and no one delegates it to them until their next turn.
• MIP: "I'll take it," removes 2 badges.
• R1: Passes 1 item to anyone.
• R+: Passes 2 items to a player and bounces any item sent by an R1.
• Attending: Visitor pass; each opponent receives 1 item. Bounces to R1 and R+.
• Head Nurse: Checks another player's ID badge and bounces anything sent to her.
WHAT IT INCLUDES
• Online Rooms: Create a room, share the code, and play with your colleagues, each on their own phone.
• Practice against bots with different personalities, offline.
• Learning Hints: The game highlights a move when you're unsure what to do.
• Short matches, perfect for spare time between patients.
• No accounts and no ads.
Made in Autlán, Jalisco, by a surgeon who knows real shifts. The joke is the hospital hierarchy; respect for interns and residents is taken seriously.
Guardia is a bluffing card game for 3 to 6 players set in a Mexican hospital. Each player has two face-down badges, and the patients keep coming in. You can say you're whoever you want… as long as no one challenges you.
HOW TO PLAY
• On your turn, remove a badge or show off a badge to use its power.
• Anyone can challenge you: "Let's see your badge!" If you lied, you eat 2 badges. If you told the truth, the person who challenged you eats them.
With 4 badges, you "go bust" and turn over a badge, but no one is eliminated: the shift continues.
• When all the patients run out, the player with the fewest "gobust" wins.
THE BADGES
• Intern: removes 1 badge and no one delegates it to them until their next turn.
• MIP: "I'll take it," removes 2 badges.
• R1: Passes 1 item to anyone.
• R+: Passes 2 items to a player and bounces any item sent by an R1.
• Attending: Visitor pass; each opponent receives 1 item. Bounces to R1 and R+.
• Head Nurse: Checks another player's ID badge and bounces anything sent to her.
WHAT IT INCLUDES
• Online Rooms: Create a room, share the code, and play with your colleagues, each on their own phone.
• Practice against bots with different personalities, offline.
• Learning Hints: The game highlights a move when you're unsure what to do.
• Short matches, perfect for spare time between patients.
• No accounts and no ads.
Made in Autlán, Jalisco, by a surgeon who knows real shifts. The joke is the hospital hierarchy; respect for interns and residents is taken seriously.
What’s new
Version 1.0.1 · Updated October 14, 2026
Primera versión de Guardia. ¡Que no te truene!