StarkChart: signs at work

Zodiac compatibility at work. Because that's where the hours go.

StarkChart won't tell you that you're a beautiful soul. It'll tell you which coworkers you actually work well with, and which you don't: a score for each one, moving every day with the Moon.

WHAT IT DOES

It works out your Sun sign and the position of Mercury from your date of birth. Then you add your colleagues, and for each one you get a compatibility score and a text explaining it.

It isn't a daily horoscope and it doesn't predict anything. It's a reading of how two working styles fit together, or fail to.


HOW IT WORKS

1. Enter your date of birth. Time and place are optional.
2. Add a colleague: a name and their sign are enough.
3. Read what happens when the two of you end up in the same meeting.


WHY WORK AND NOT LOVE

There are hundreds of apps that score romantic compatibility. Nobody writes about the colleague who answers emails at two in the morning and calls it discipline, or the one who opens every conversation with "just a quick one".

And those are the people you spend eight hours a day with.


THE TONE

No comfort, no crystals, no universe with a plan for you. The texts are written by hand, one for every combination of signs, and they care more about being accurate than about being kind.

A low score doesn't mean someone is wrong. It means that with that person you need a different approach.


WHAT IT DOESN'T DO

No registration and no password.
No advertising.
No access to your contacts, your photos or your location.
You can delete everything from inside the app at any time, without asking anyone.

Your data is held in the European Union.


HONESTLY

Astrology isn't a science and this app is entertainment. Don't use it to decide who to hire, who to promote or who to work with. Use it for the laugh, and occasionally to recognise something you had already noticed.