Incident Commander: Sysadmin
Patch and Prompt LLC Casual In-app purchases Contains ads
Idle game for sysadmins. Resolve P1s, build your stack, prestige via DR Drill.
- Downloads
- 61+
- on Google Play
- Price
- Free
- In-app purchases
- Updated
- Jul 23
- 2026 · v1.0.0
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About Incident Commander: Sysadmin
Every idle game claims servers. This one knows tombstone state.
Incident Commander is an idle/incremental game built for sysadmins, SREs, and IT ops engineers. If you've resolved a P1 at 4:58pm on a Friday, you're the target audience. If you haven't, you will be.
Uptime Points generate while you're in a meeting, on a call, or pretending to read documentation. Spend them on staff, tools, and infrastructure. Watch your UP/sec climb. Then a junior dev pushes to prod on a Friday and everything burns down.
This is the idle clicker for people who run the systems every other idle game pretends to simulate.
RESOLVE INCIDENTS P1s, P2s, P3s, the full on-call experience. Expired certificates nobody noticed for three weeks. A DROP TABLE that was somehow in the runbook. Ransomware that's probably a false positive. Probably. Tap to resolve, hold to fix, three-step resolution for the incidents that deserve your full attention. Chain resolutions to build a temporary income combo. The pager rewards a steady hand.
Premium unlocks exclusive incidents: Domain Controller in Tombstone State. S3 Bucket Misconfigured Globally Since Q3. You didn't set it up. You still own it.
BUILD YOUR STACK … (unchanged)
INFRASTRUCTURE … (unchanged)
OFFLINE EARNINGS … (unchanged)
DAILY STANDUP … (unchanged)
PRESTIGE VIA DR DRILL … (unchanged)
PREMIUM NOC, $4.99 One purchase. No subscription. No gacha. A permanent 2× UP/sec multiplier, exclusive high-value incidents, and five phosphor themes (NOC Terminal, NOC Amber, Dracula, IBM Amber, Solarized Dark). Premium also handles the rewards for you: no ad prompts, offline earnings double on their own, an income boost fires the moment you resolve an incident, and every DR Drill pays a bonus +25% REP. NOC Terminal is the one you came for: green on black, full phosphor dashboard.
No forced ads. No energy timers. Optional rewarded video for 2× offline earnings, exactly what it says it is.
Built for people who have touched Active Directory, pushed a change without a rollback plan, or typed "it's DNS" in Slack and been right.
Incident Commander is an idle/incremental game built for sysadmins, SREs, and IT ops engineers. If you've resolved a P1 at 4:58pm on a Friday, you're the target audience. If you haven't, you will be.
Uptime Points generate while you're in a meeting, on a call, or pretending to read documentation. Spend them on staff, tools, and infrastructure. Watch your UP/sec climb. Then a junior dev pushes to prod on a Friday and everything burns down.
This is the idle clicker for people who run the systems every other idle game pretends to simulate.
RESOLVE INCIDENTS P1s, P2s, P3s, the full on-call experience. Expired certificates nobody noticed for three weeks. A DROP TABLE that was somehow in the runbook. Ransomware that's probably a false positive. Probably. Tap to resolve, hold to fix, three-step resolution for the incidents that deserve your full attention. Chain resolutions to build a temporary income combo. The pager rewards a steady hand.
Premium unlocks exclusive incidents: Domain Controller in Tombstone State. S3 Bucket Misconfigured Globally Since Q3. You didn't set it up. You still own it.
BUILD YOUR STACK … (unchanged)
INFRASTRUCTURE … (unchanged)
OFFLINE EARNINGS … (unchanged)
DAILY STANDUP … (unchanged)
PRESTIGE VIA DR DRILL … (unchanged)
PREMIUM NOC, $4.99 One purchase. No subscription. No gacha. A permanent 2× UP/sec multiplier, exclusive high-value incidents, and five phosphor themes (NOC Terminal, NOC Amber, Dracula, IBM Amber, Solarized Dark). Premium also handles the rewards for you: no ad prompts, offline earnings double on their own, an income boost fires the moment you resolve an incident, and every DR Drill pays a bonus +25% REP. NOC Terminal is the one you came for: green on black, full phosphor dashboard.
No forced ads. No energy timers. Optional rewarded video for 2× offline earnings, exactly what it says it is.
Built for people who have touched Active Directory, pushed a change without a rollback plan, or typed "it's DNS" in Slack and been right.
What’s new
Version 1.0.0 · Updated July 23, 2026
Extended career ladder — climb past Independent Consultant all the way to Incident Commander • New achievements for deep prestige and lifetime-REP milestones
User reviews
As someone who's survived more than a few Friday afternoon incidents, this game is both hilarious and oddly therapeutic. The attention to detail is fantastic, and every scenario feels like it came from real life.
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