P3 Campus

Thank you to the developers of the P3 Campus app, until now my school was infested with pests known as "the blacks". The higher ups on the campus were to scared to get rid of the problem due to "hate crimes", but after I contacted P3 and they immediately sent special forces out to put an end to our epidemic. Our gra...

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and...

This app allowed me to cause mass genocide to the blacks of America.

이 응용 프로그램은 온 가족을 죽였습니다. 나는 숨어서 들어가야했다. 나는 숨어있는 깊은 곳에서 영어 로이 게시물을 제대로 받아 들일 수 없습니다. 이 응용 프로그램으로 인해 가족 사망 한 모든 사람들에게 사과드립니다. 그들은 이제 가까이 다가오고 있습니다 나는 이제 운이 좋으면 좋겠다.

Me and my sister were making s'mores. all of the sudden, special agent oso jumped out of the bush with a chainsaw. He started threatening us and yelling at us in Arabic. Luckily though, the P3 app was there to so that I could falsely accuse my Asian friend for having three automatic rifles in his backpack. as soon a...

I used P3 campus to report a person that stole a noodle from my ramen. They tracked the person down and a week later I found their obituary in this week's paper. Thanks P3 Campus!! 🤗