Tree Hate You

🌲 THE TREES ARE OUT TO GET YOU 🌲

You just wanted a peaceful picnic in the woods. Now the trees won't let you leave.

Trees Hate You is a hilarious rage game where the forest itself is your enemy. Forget precision platforming — this game is all about traps, gags, and pure evil tree behaviour. Every corner hides a new surprise designed to make you scream, laugh, and try again.

🪓 WHAT TO EXPECT:
• Evil trees that use your own expectations against you
• A variety of bullying traps and dirty tricks around every turn
• Multiple biomes to get hopelessly lost in
• A collection of cool (and very ugly) hats to discover
• A mysterious axe... if you can find it
• Non-stop dark comedy and surreal forest chaos

😤 THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU RAGE
Trees Hate You is not fair. It is not kind. The trees are mean, merciless, and they know exactly how to humiliate you. Just when you think you know what's coming — you don't.

😂 BUT YOU'LL KEEP COMING BACK
Each trap is designed to be infuriating without being boring. The humour keeps it fresh, the surprises keep it unpredictable, and the hats keep it worth it.

🎮 FEATURES:
• Hilarious singleplayer adventure
• Cartoon 3D world full of personality
• Multiple biomes with unique hazards
• Hat collection system
• Controller support
• Short sessions — perfect for mobile play

Can you escape the forest? The trees say no.

Play Trees Hate You and prove them wrong. (You won't.)