Haywire Hospital
Simulation In-app purchases Contains ads
Manage a hospital, cure any illness in a special way!
- Rating
- 4.2
- 6.8K ratings
- Downloads
- 462K+
- on Google Play
- Price
- Free
- In-app purchases
- Updated
- Jul 29
- 2026 · v2.7.12
Screenshots
About Haywire Hospital
From the makers of Naughty Kitties
Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!
In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)
You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff
Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter:@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island
Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!
In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)
You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff
Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter:@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island
What’s new
Version 2.7.12 · Updated July 29, 2026
Fix some bugs.
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I love this game.
This is superb game I like it very much my favourite game
Sad that apple got updated more 😢😢😢
Best game ever but forcing to rate them
Seriously my favorite mobile game!
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