No Proper Thief
Hosted Games LLC Games iPhoneiPadiPod touch
No Proper Thief is a free Games app for iPhone and iPad by Hosted Games LLC. Rated 3.8/5 from 26 ratings. Requires iOS 12.0. Updated January 8, 2026.
- Rating
- 3.8
- 26 ratings
- Price
- Free
- on the App Store
- Size
- 29 MB
- Age 12+
- Updated
- Jan 8
- 2026 · v1.0.6
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About No Proper Thief
Attempt to survive your first bank heist! Befriend or betray your team of bank robbers, make difficult choices, survive, go insane, fall in love, and get rich if you can in No Proper Thief, where every choice you make has a consequence. You never wanted a life of crime, but it's all you know. That doesn't mean transitioning from a life as a cocky con artist to a greenhorn bank robber doesn't scare you. In No Proper Thief you are Clyde Lamm, the Rooster, and you have a choice to make. In fact, you have dozens of choices to make throughout your upcoming adventure. Everything has consequences, too. You and your team, consisting of the leader Zebra, the muscle Stag, and the heart Marlin, have many obstacles to overcome. Still, in the midst of all the dark chaos of the initial robbery, there is a flame of positivity: an attractive young bank manager. Sure you stole her gold heirloom ring a while back, but it's a fair trade because that fox is stealing your heart. Can you make the hard choices and survive your first bank heist?
Ratings & reviews
3.8
26 ratings
What’s new
Version 1.0.6 · Updated January 8, 2026
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