WoblenTax

Hush. Step into a grading shed where gauges tick and dancers argue over a beat only bees can keep. The Shed is home — two benches, each its own small puzzle. Bench One runs Hive Breath. Three gauges, each pinned to a target band, sit beside a row of louvre plates stamped plus and minus. Drag a plate onto any hive and its needle shifts by that amount — land all three needles inside their bands before the plates run out. Bench Two runs Odd Waggle. Six dancers circle together on the beat, but one drifts a few degrees out of step. Tap that dancer before the loop resets to score the catch; let too many loops pass and the round closes. Marks keeps the lifetime record — bench depth, floor count, stamps, strays, your best run — with milestones unlocking as both benches climb. Ledger logs every run and exports the five most recent as a CSV. Knobs tunes haptics, sound, and waggle tempo. Eighty floor levels and sixty-four bench levels run the same two mechanics through tighter bands and faster loops. One optional purchase exports the whole ledger instead of five runs — both games play free either way. No accounts anywhere in the shed.