One More Goal, U Fired

You're at your desk. The big match is on. Your boss, Gary, is not a fan. One More Goal, U Fired is a pixel-art arcade comedy about watching soccer at work. Tap the left or right of the screen to switch windows on your ancient office computer: the spreadsheet, the chat, the email... and the stream you're definitely not watching. HOW IT PLAYS • Watch the match to build GREED. The longer you stare, the more every goal you see is worth. • Gary comes by. Listen for his footsteps, watch his reflection in the mirror behind you, catch the glint off his glasses. Be off the match before he looks. • Bail at the last possible second for a CLOSE CALL. See the goal and dodge his look in the same instant: UNBELIEVABLE. • Sometimes he wants a particular window. Sometimes he stops for small talk. Don't peek. • Off the match you get drowsy. Fall asleep and the day's over. Get caught twice and you're fired. • Make it to 5 PM. A WHOLE SHIFT • Three matches a day: a group game, a knockout (extra time? penalties?) and the derby at 3. • Penalties, VAR offside checks, a full shootout. Gary times his visits to every other kick. • On some days the CEO walks the floor. He doesn't give warnings. • A new shift every day, the same for everyone. Compare how late you lasted. AND • 11 easter eggs, collected into a starting XI. • A performance review at the end of every shift, ready to share. • English, Mexican Spanish and Chinese. • No ads. No data collected. No account. Plays offline. HOW IT WAS MADE I designed and directed this game. The code was written by an AI (Claude), and that code draws every pixel and synthesizes the sound. The one exception is the goal: its commentary and stadium roar were made with an AI audio generator (ElevenLabs). No image generators, no stock assets. It's not slacking. It's synergy.