Roast My Resume (AI Roaster)

Your resume has problems. Nobody's telling you. We will. Roast My Resume uses AI to tear apart your resume — then tells you exactly how to fix it. No fluff, no generic "add more keywords" advice. Just brutally specific feedback on the actual content of your actual resume. HOW IT WORKS 1. Upload your PDF resume 2. Pick your pain level — Mild, Medium, or Savage 3. Get roasted, then fixed WHAT YOU GET • A full score breakdown — formatting, impact words, ATS compatibility, clarity, and wow factor • 5-6 specific, hyper-targeted roasts on your actual resume content — not generic tips • A concrete, actionable fix for every single roast • Three roast modes: Mild (a supportive mentor), Medium (a sarcastic HR manager), Savage (zero-mercy stand-up comedian) • One-tap AI rewrite suggestions for weak sections • Roast history, saved locally on your device WHY IT'S DIFFERENT Most resume tools give you the same recycled advice every resume gets. Roast My Resume reads what's actually on your page and roasts THAT — the vague bullet points, the buzzword soup, the formatting choices that are quietly costing you interviews. BUILT FOR PRIVACY No account required. No ads. No tracking. Your resume is processed to generate your roast and then forgotten — we don't operate servers that store it. Your history stays on your device, and you can clear it anytime. Stop guessing why you're not getting callbacks. Get roasted. Get better.