Hairball Survivors

You're a cat. You're THE cat! Your territory is under invasion by everything cats hate: dogs that want to be friends (unforgivable), cucumbers that appear from nowhere, spray bottles with terrible aim and worse intentions, snakes with no legs and all the opinions, a big dog who is SO proud of what he just did on your floor, a bird that steals your treats, The Carrier (you have a vet appointment), and finally the MEGA-VAC 9000 itself. Movement is everything. Your instincts attack automatically; you decide where to be. If you like survivors games, you'll love Hairball Survivors! THE ARSENAL Eight cat truths, fully automatic: Claw Swipe, Hairball (months in production), Zoomies (the cat rockets through the crowd and snaps back to its spot), Laser Eyes (the red dot answers to you now), The Hiss, Tail Whip, Shelf Sweep (gravity is a toy), and Litter Kick. Level up, pick your instincts, and stack speed, attack rate, floof, treat magnetism, and Murder Mittens (the soft paws were always a lie; critical hits included). THE ENEMIES Every threat telegraphs before it strikes, because fairness matters even during a home invasion. Survive six waves, escape The Carrier's grab by mashing like your dignity depends on it, and face the boss with the brand-name nightmare. THE TRUTH Every run ends with the numbers that matter: cucumber ambushes endured, vet appointments dodged, dignity retained (barely), and naps skipped (all of them). Lose, and your cat turns its back on you. Experts call this trust. The treats are imaginary. The vacuum is real to us. Defend your territory.