Lumber Jack and Jill
Blargh, LLC Games iPhoneiPad
Lumber Jack and Jill is a free Games app for iPhone and iPad by Blargh, LLC. Rated 5.0/5 from 2 ratings. Requires iOS 15.0. Updated September 27, 2026.
- Rating
- 5.0
- 2 ratings
- Price
- Free
- on the App Store
- Size
- 93 MB
- Age 9+
- Updated
- Sep 27
- 2026 · v1.7
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About Lumber Jack and Jill
If a tree falls in the forest, it lands somewhere. Usually not where you wanted. Lumber Jack is a tree-felling game where the fall is simulated, not scripted. There is no animation waiting to play. There is a trunk, its lean, the wood you leave behind, and gravity taking a vote. Where the tree ends up is arithmetic — yours, mostly. THE CUT Read the tree first: which way it leans, where the crown hangs heavy, and whether there is a cabin standing in the fall zone. Then aim the face notch by dragging around the trunk, and saw it in one cut at a time — the level cut, then the slope, and the block drops out. Place your back cut above the notch, drive it, and drive wedges into the kerf if the tree is sitting against you. Every cut is a decision with a consequence. Cut the back cut below the notch and you leave a shelf the trunk has to split through — that is a barber chair, and it comes back at head height. Cut the face too deep and there is no hinge left to steer with. Take too little relief and the fibres hold until the trunk comes apart. None of these are scripted accidents; they are the same moment balance resolving badly. The solver is deterministic. The same tree and the same cuts give the same fall, every time, because technique is only worth learning if it is repeatable. SEVEN TREES, AND THEY ARE NOT THE SAME TREE Douglas fir, ponderosa, lodgepole, Engelmann spruce, subalpine fir, western larch and quaking aspen — the species that share an interior mountain-West slope across its elevation bands. Each has its own size, weight, crown, lean tendency and, most importantly, its own wood. Aspen is short-fibred and lets go early, which is why it chairs on people who cut it like a fir. FOUR WAYS TO WATCH IT From the side, for reach and how close that cabin really is. From above, the only view that shows bearing and distance at once. From behind Jack, where the side lean finally becomes visible. And the close-up of the bar in the wood, where the cutting actually happens. CAMP Logs are wood; coin is money. Sell at the lumber yard, where a rack of aspen is worth four times a rack of lodgepole. Spend it on a bigger saw, on safety kit that takes a share of what a bad day costs you, and on fuel — and if you run the tank dry there is a crosscut in the truck, worked by swinging the phone. Put a tree through the cabin and you pay to rebuild it. You can go into debt. The only way out is the one that was always there. A NOTE ON THE REAL THING The technique in here is real technique and it is modelled seriously, but this is a game and it is not a course. Felling is among the most dangerous work there is. Do not learn it from a phone. This is an early release and it is still growing. If something feels wrong under your thumb, that is exactly what we want to hear about.
What’s new
Version 1.7 · Updated September 27, 2026
THE BACK CUT TAKES YOUR FINGER SERIOUSLY. A swipe across the trunk now cuts four times the wood it used to while there is wood to spare, and the same gesture shortens itself as the hinge comes up — six swipes to the hinge instead of twenty-three, with the fine control kept for the last centimetres where it belongs. No swipe of any size, on any saw, can take the hinge out from under you. CUTTING BY HAND IS NOT A PUNISHMENT FOR USING YOUR FINGER. Run the tank dry and the crosscut comes out of the truck, and holding the bar used to cut at a quarter the speed of shaking the phone with the same saw in the same wood. Shaking is still the quickest way through a log — it is just no longer the only bearable one. LEARNING MODE ENDS WHEN YOU LAND ONE. A first tree teaches you whatever it does, barber chair included, and hands the aim back. After that the lessons stay until a tree goes down clean and on the mark, because that is what having learned this looks like. Say I'VE GOT IT whenever you are ready and the whole game opens up; camp's How-to puts it back. ANYONE WHO NEVER LANDED ONE GETS THE LESSONS. A career with trees on the ground but none of them where they were aimed now starts in learning mode rather than being waved past it. Nothing is taken from a feller who has landed a few.
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App privacy
The developer, Blargh, LLC, reported these privacy practices to Apple.
Data Not Linked to You
The following data, which may be collected but is not linked to your identity, may be used for the following purposes:
- Location: Coarse Location
- Identifiers: Device ID
- Usage Data: Product Interaction
- Diagnostics: Crash Data, Performance Data
Used for: Analytics, App Functionality
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