Token Furnace: AI Clicker

Token Furnace is a free, cynical satire of AI hype disguised as an idle clicker — now with an optional, fully walkable 3D voxel isle. YOUR AI STARTUP, NOW A PLACE YOU CAN WALK AROUND TOO The furnace is a server rack, smoking away at the center of your campus. One tap on the isle button switches you over: tap it, feed it buzzwords, and watch five zones sprout around it: Open-Plan Office, Server Basement, Stage & Press, Capital Tower, and — right at the end — the Singularity Horizon. Every upgrade changes more than a number: more buildings, more blinking lights, more gold trim. Pan, zoom, tap — the isle grows live with your valuation. Prefer the classic list view? Switch back anytime — your progress carries over exactly, whichever view you play in. THE SATIRE YOU ALREADY KNOW Build a fictional AI startup to a billion-dollar valuation — with no actual product. Invest in buzzwords, GPU clusters, and greenwashed layoffs. Collect 80+ satirical buzzword cards, trigger corporate actions, survive bubble pops, and watch your burn rate explode while investors cheer anyway. WHAT YOU GET • An idle core loop: tap, upgrade, grow — even offline • Optional: a full 3D voxel isle with five upgradeable zones • 80+ collectible buzzword cards with stacking yield bonuses • Corporate Actions, Ascension/Pivot mechanics, and Golden Meme events • Runs fully offline, no account, no forced anything • Optional "Ad-Free" purchase: removes all ads for good, every bonus video becomes a direct one-tap bonus — same amounts, same cooldowns. Restorable anytime. Your progress saves automatically and locally — no login, no waiting, no cloud required. Token Furnace mocks the AI hype cycle while making you complicit in it. Build your bubble. Watch it grow. Feel a little guilty about it — on principle. Token Furnace is made by Bryopal GmbH, Switzerland. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/