Still Health

Every fitness app is yelling at you to move. Still Health optimizes the other direction. Still Health is the Inactivity Optimizer - a satirical fitness app that measures your stillness, awards trophies for sitting, and crowns a weekly champion of doing the least. The joke is played completely straight. The data underneath is real. TRACK YOUR STILLNESS - Live sessions measure stillness time, interruptions, steps, distance, and pace - Personal records for your longest unbroken sit - A trophy room of achievements nobody else would celebrate REST IS TRAINING Athletes can use Still Health to see rest days, deload weeks, and recovery time - the same motion data, pointed at the half of training everyone ignores. YOUR OFFICE IS ALREADY A TEAM - Create teams and compete at doing the least - Weekly honors crown the stillest member every Monday - Send badges - five compliments, five sanctioned jabs (CAUGHT MOVING awaits) - Team chat with photos FREE to track, with reminders, records, and your daily summary. BASIC (one-time) unlocks all 32 guided exercises, focus audio, relax audio, and full history. PREMIUM ($4.99/month or $24.99/year, 7-day free trial on yearly for eligible new subscribers) unlocks everything, including the entire social arena. Premium subscriptions auto-renew unless canceled at least 24 hours before the period ends. Manage in iPhone Settings -> your name -> Subscriptions. Terms: https://stillhealthapp.com/terms Privacy: https://stillhealthapp.com/privacy Still Health is entertainment and general information, not medical advice. Inactivity is Still Health.