Chao Keng

Chao Keng - Excuse Generator, Singapore Style Need an excuse and steady confidence to go with it? Chao Keng serves up ready-made Singlish excuses for every situation - work, school, family, dating, and more - so you never have to stare at a blank text box wondering what to say. How it works Pick a category, tap "Generate Chao Keng," and get an instant, authentically Singlish excuse. Not steady enough? Tap again - there's always another one. 8 categories, endless excuses Work - for the Zoom calls you're not ready for School - cher, the homework saga continues Family - when the fam suddenly activates weekend programme Social - bojio energy, social battery at 1% Dating - for when your reply needs a rain check Transport - MRT delay, Grab surge, the full combo set NS/CCA - boots and motivation not aligned today Random - for excuses that defy categorization Built for real use Copy any excuse straight to your clipboard Share it instantly via text, WhatsApp, or anywhere else Save your favorite lines so your best excuses are always on hand Fresh excuses added regularly - the app pulls in new lines over time, so there's always something new to say Steady lah, tap only Chao Keng is built for laughs - a love letter to Singlish and the fine art of the graceful dodge. It's not a tool for skipping real responsibilities, so use it responsibly and don't anyhow sabo people. Whether you're stalling on a deadline, dodging a group chat, or just need a laugh, Chao Keng has your back - one tap, one excuse, zero effort.