Wizard Kittenz

Somebody let the kittens into the dungeon. This was a mistake. Play anyway. Wizard Kittenz is a real-time pixel-art dungeon crawler with cat wizards and very poor decisions. Play solo or team up with up to 3 friends. Congratulations, crawler: you've been turned into a cat, and now you have to survive. Pick a class and go get absolutely destroyed by a sentient vacuum cleaner. FOUR KITTENS, FOUR JOBS • Battle Kitten – sword-swinging melee menace. Hissy Fit, Fur Missile, Feral Frenzy. • Wizard Kitten – glass-cannon caster. Hairball Hex, Litter Storm, Supernova Swat. • Sleepy Kitten – the healer. Naps so hard the whole party regenerates. • Chonk Kitten – the tank. Taunts everything, then sits on it. Level up, spend skill points, unlock new spells, and evolve each Kitten into a full-grown Cat. SOLO OR CO-OP Crawl alone, fully offline, and your progress syncs when you reconnect. Or share a 5-character room code and up to 3 friends join your crawl party. No sign-up. Real healers, real tanks, real chaos. THE HOUSEHOLD STRIKES BACK Angry Pigeons. Rogue Roombas. A Catnip Dealer in a trench coat. A Haunted Spray Bottle (every cat knows this is the real final boss). Every floor ends in a boss fight: Sir Pickleton, Old Lady Pearl, DJ Dubstep, Karaoke Karen and more. Watch the floor for the warning, then dodge. Or don't. POOR DECISIONS, REWARDED • Chug Ale for a strength boost and a wobble you can't control. • Snort catnip for a speed buff you'll regret. • Eat a mystery mushroom and suddenly you're a lot harder to kill. Don't ask questions. • Find the bar hidden in the dungeon. Order a beer. Rent a Hooman with a briefcase to fight for you. ENDLESS DUNGEONS This dungeon crawler never ends. Every floor is procedurally generated and bigger than the last, with more rooms, more mobs and nastier enemies. Loot chests, equip Rare and Epic gear like the Slippery Mackerel and the Wand of the Big Bang, and keep going down. ACHIEVEMENTS THAT JUDGE YOU About 50 of them, and every one is a joke at your expense. "Professional Corpse." "3 AM Kitten." "Nap Time – you stood still for 5 minutes. You are, at your core, a cat." THE FINE PRINT • No ads. Ever. • Dying is free. You revive right where you fell. • Optional Gem bundles are available. Gems unlock the Kitten-to-Cat class upgrades and are also earned from daily login rewards and achievements. Nothing here is a good idea. Everything here is fun.