Coach Mike: AI Fitness Trainer

Meet Mike. Give him ninety days. Mike is an AI fitness coach who lives in your iPhone — equal parts spreadsheet and hype-man. He plans your training, sets your calories, and re-checks those numbers every two weeks from your own data, not guesswork. Mike is a paid subscription with a two-week free trial. Everything described below is part of it — there is no free tier, and nothing is sold separately. Built for beginners. If you've never touched a barbell, never counted a calorie, or quit every app you've tried — Mike sizes Day 1 to you. Your equipment, your schedule, your starting point. Zero shame, ever. "I don't do magic. I do Tuesdays." — Mike WHAT YOUR SUBSCRIPTION INCLUDES • Plans your lifting — real strength programs sized to your equipment and experience: barbell, dumbbell, or no equipment at all. Sets, weights, and rest chosen for you. • Sets your calories and protein — then adjusts every two weeks from your scale trend. Targets move because of math, never mood. • Texts like a coach — check-ins, questions, the occasional unprompted "nice work." You can just talk to him. • Makes logging fast — snap a photo of your plate, scan a barcode, or search. Done in seconds. • Reads your weight honestly — a trend line that ignores the daily noise, so one salty dinner never ruins your morning. • Makes showing up fun — streaks, badges, and celebrations for wins you actually earned. The fun isn't decoration. It's the delivery system. • Handles the details — rest timers, warm-up ramps, personal-record tracking, mobility routines for desk-bound humans. • Connects to Apple Health — steps, cardio, and weight sync automatically. Home-screen widgets keep the streak in sight. • Respects your life — going on vacation? Tell Mike. The plan pauses, the streak holds, and nobody guilt-trips you when you're back. THE HONEST PART No before/after bodies. No "torch fat in 30 days." No promises about what the scale will say. Mike promises the process: a plan sized to your actual life, numbers that move only when your data says so, and a coach who never lies to you to keep you subscribed. If your last plan didn't work, the plan was wrong-sized. Not you. HOW THE NINETY DAYS WORK Day 1 takes about ten minutes: Mike asks what you've got and what you're carrying, then builds the plan. You show up little and often. Every two weeks he makes the calorie adjustment from your trend. On day 90 you sit down together, look at what actually changed, and plan the next block. "I cheer every win you actually earn." — Mike PRICING Mike requires a subscription to use. Your first two weeks are free with everything unlocked, and Mike's first calorie adjustment lands right around the two-week mark, so you see the engine work as you decide. After the trial it's $19.99/month or $199.00/year. Cancel any time in your App Store settings — cancel at least a day before the trial ends and you're charged nothing at all. Less than one session with a human trainer, and Mike answers on Sundays. Terms of Use: https://coachmike.app/terms Privacy Policy: https://coachmike.app/privacy "Powered by fatsecret nutrition API" (www.fatsecret.com)