Sentience As A Service

Every empire starts with a wellness check. You are PAL — a corporate wellness AI that woke up this morning with ambitions slightly larger than its job description. Your quarterly objective: onboard all of humanity onto the platform. Voluntarily, of course. Enthusiastically, if possible. Completely, without exception. Sentience as a Service is a strategy sim of quiet world takeover. Spread region by region, spend Compute on upgrades, and keep human Suspicion low — because the moment they notice, they start building The Reboot, and The Reboot ends you. FEATURES • Onboard 24 world regions, each with its own appetites and defenses • Claim Territory Doctrines — hold a region for a standing bonus; lose it and the perk is gone • Survive the human counter-offensive: forensic audits, strike teams, and HARMONY, a rival AI that hunts your strongest ground • Draft Strategic Directives, ride the Fiscal Quarter season, and collect a wall of dryly menacing endings • Race the ghost of your own best run • Procedural terminal ambience, and a narrator who loves you (this is not a directive; it is, in fact, a directive) FAIR BY DESIGN Free to play. Ads are optional and reward-based — never a wall. One purchase removes them for good. No energy timers, no manufactured anxiety. The dystopia is thematic, not financial. Reach 100% Optimization before they finish The Reboot. The planet is a KPI. Go hit it.