Bitcoin Meme Maker

Bitcoin Meme Maker is the meme tool built by Bitcoiners, for Bitcoiners. Choose an image. Auto laser eyes. Done. Pick a meme template. Edit the text. Share to X, Nostr, anywhere. Free to use, no ads, no tracking, no subscription. Go Pro once (not a subscription) to remove the watermark and unlock animated GIF memes. WHAT'S INSIDE • Auto laser eyes: face detection finds every face in your photo and places a laser on each eye, matched to the tilt of the gaze. Ten people in the shot? Twenty lasers. One tap. • Six laser colors: red, orange, green, blue, purple, white. • 200+ meme templates, each pre-loaded with editable Bitcoin captions, plus a searchable library of 1,800+ classic reaction formats for every mood. • Bring your own animated GIFs. Add laser eyes that track the eyes as they move, then export a clean animated GIF. • Bitcoin Classics: templates drawn from the milestones of Bitcoin history, including the genesis block, the 10,000 BTC pizza, the first Bitcoin ATM, Mt. Gox, the Silk Road seizure, BitConnect, the whitepaper, the genesis hex, and the rainbow chart. • Speech and thought bubbles you can aim at the speaker. • Full finger control: drag, pinch, twist, resize and rotate with one finger. Opacity, flip, layers, perspective warp, snap-to-center guides. • Undo and redo. • Layouts: caption bar above or below, two images side by side or stacked, full bleed. • Sticker packs: the official ₿ logo plus the full wojak family. • BTC price and charts: drop in the live price or a historic chart at 1D, 1W, 1M, 1Y, or 5Y. • Quote library and bold meme fonts. • Multi-aspect export: square 1:1, portrait 4:5, story 9:16, wide 16:9. • Local Projects: every save keeps the full editable layers on-device. No cloud. • One-tap share to X, Nostr, Instagram, Messages, or save to Photos. WHY ONE-TIME PRICING The app is free. Pro is a single one-time unlock, no subscription. Stack sats, not subs. WHY NO TRACKING No analytics, no ads, no accounts. Your photos and GIFs are processed on-device. The way software should be. Orange pill the world.