Resume Analysis: CV Roast

Your resume gets 6 seconds. Then a recruiter moves on. Most people never find out why they got ignored. The weak lines are right there, but you cannot see them. We can. Resume Analysis: CV Roast scans your CV like a real recruiter, finds the lines that are quietly killing your chances, and roasts them. Then it shows you the fix. It is funny. It is brutal. It is honestly kind of helpful. HOW IT WORKS 1. Upload your CV. PDF, Word, a photo, or just paste the text. 2. Watch the AI read it like a recruiter. 3. Get your score, your CV archetype, and your worst line roasted. 4. Unlock the full roast and the before and after fixes. WHAT YOU GET -The roast. Every weak line called out in plain Gen Z, no corporate filler. -The fix. Each weak line rewritten into something that actually lands. -Your real ATS score. The number recruiters and robots see. - Your CV archetype. Are you a Buzzword Warrior? A No Receipts Candidate? Find out. - Three tones. Gen Z, Honest, or Professional. Same truth, your vibe. MADE FOR FIRST JOBS New grad? Student? Junior trying to land that first or second role? This is for you. We know the mistakes everyone makes, and we know how to fix them fast. YOUR CV STAYS PRIVATE We never store your resume. Share cards hide your name, email, and every personal detail automatically. Only the roast gets shared, never your CV. SHARE THE DAMAGE Got roasted? Post it. Anonymous roast cards and archetype badges are built to screenshot. Your secrets stay safe, the laughs do not. This is not a resume builder. No boring templates. No endless editing. Just the truth about your CV, the roast you needed, and the fix that gets you hired. Premium subscription is required for detailed analysis reveal. Upload your CV. See what recruiters really think. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/