Barrmin

Barrmin is the training app for people who take their nights out seriously — the way an athlete takes a match seriously, and roughly as seriously as that deserves. Log your session, follow a certified pub circuit, and rally your crew for the main event. Barrmin tracks your night the way a fitness app tracks a workout — the route, the rounds, the form, the honours — except the sport is the pub and the podium is a group chat. WHAT YOU GET • Sessions — Start a night, log your rounds, add the photos and the quotes worth keeping, and get a deadpan performance readout when the final whistle blows. • Pub detection — Barrmin notices when you arrive somewhere and offers a check-in, so the record keeps itself. • Circuits — Follow curated pub-crawl routes, generate a random one, or build and share your own with everyone nearby. • Crews — Assemble your group, set the house rules, and let the tribunal sort out the offenders. • Live crew map — See where everyone is in real time so nobody gets left behind between venues. • Roles & recaps — Every session hands out the honours: the Paparazzi, the Informant, the Liability. Screenshot-ready recaps made for the group chat. • Parody stats — Venues logged, ground covered on foot, nights recorded, and analysis nobody asked for. DRINK SMART Barrmin is a comedy-first social app for planning and remembering nights out with friends — not a challenge to drink more. There are no volume targets, no "drink faster" prompts, and nothing that rewards excess. Know your limits, look after your mates, and never drink and drive. 18+ only. Report, block and privacy controls throughout. Built for the group chat. Train hard. Drink smart.