Hydrate or Diedrate Tracker

Most hydration apps encourage you with a cute cup emoji. This one tells you the truth: you're desiccating. There's a record. It's not flattering. Fix it. Hydrate or Diedrate is a no-nonsense water tracker with a dark sense of humor, a stark editorial aesthetic, and notifications that read like official dehydration notices. Built for people who find wellness apps insufferably cute. Track your daily water intake. Log fast. Watch your status climb from Desiccating to Properly Hydrated. Receive reminders with appropriate gravity. THE RECORD – Daily goal in oz or mL – Quick-log amounts you set yourself – Status system: Desiccating → Preserved – Streak tracking and a full daily archive – Apple Health sync – Custom reset time, so the record follows your schedule instead of midnight NOTICES – Reminders that adjust to the time of day and how far behind you are – Over 90 hand-written notices. The skull does not repeat itself. – Delivered silently. The skull does not require fanfare. VESSELS (requires Preserved) – Join or start a private group of up to six – A weekly anonymous tally of who remains preserved – No names. No rankings. No feed. PRESERVED — LIFETIME ACCESS One-time purchase. No subscription. Widgets · Vessels · Dark mode · Extended history and weekly insights · Alternate app icons ACCESSIBILITY Full VoiceOver support. Every control named. Every day on the calendar states its own condition rather than relying on colour. Reduce Motion respected. Contrast and Dynamic Type supported throughout. Private by default. Your record stays on your device. The vessel requires water. You already knew that.