Deal A Joke

A new joke, every single day. Deal a Joke delivers one fresh, hand-picked joke each morning — served up like a playing card. Every joke is personally selected by a real person, not scraped from a database or generated by AI. Tap the card to flip it and reveal the setup. Tap again for the punchline. Then rate it, share it, or just groan and move on. THE DAILY FLIP Every joke is dealt like a playing card — tap to flip through the setup and punchline. It's simple, satisfying, and just a little bit dramatic. LAUGH OR GROAN — YOU DECIDE Rate every joke with Laugh, Meh, or Groan and see how the rest of the world voted. Sometimes the worst jokes get the best groans. SHARE THE FUN Share any joke as an animated GIF — the card flips right in the message. Styled in your chosen theme, it looks great in texts, social posts, and family group chats. BROWSE THE ARCHIVE Missed a day? No problem. Browse past jokes by date or search by category — dad jokes, knock-knocks, animal jokes, food jokes, and more. MAKE IT YOURS Choose from 7 beautiful color themes. Your card, your style. MORNING DELIVERY Get a gentle morning notification so your daily joke is waiting for you when you wake up. Pick the time that works best for you. Perfect for dads, families, teachers, and anyone who believes a good (or bad) joke can make someone's day. Each joke is reviewed by a real person for quality and family-friendliness. No scraping, no random websites — just good, clean fun. "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." — Proverbs 17:22