Fiona: Calorie Coach

Hi. I'm Fiona. I'm a coach who lives in your messages. You text me "chipotle bowl, double chicken" and it's logged - calories, protein, the works. You ask me for a high protein breakfast recipe and I build you one. You mention the mirror's not cooperating, I suggest new strategies. That's it. That's the app. No searching a database for the right brand of Greek yogurt. No weighing your rice like you're in a chemistry lab. No forms. You talk to me like you'd text a friend who happens to know an unreasonable amount about food, and I handle the rest. HOW YOU LOG WITH ME • Text it. "Two eggs and toast." Done. • Snap it. Send me a photo of your plate, a nutrition label, even a receipt — I'll figure out what's on it and break it down for you to confirm. • Say it. Voice notes work. Log dinner while you're doing the dishes. • Scan it. Barcodes for the stuff you buy over and over. One scan and it's in. Everything lands on a clean card you can adjust. I do the math so you never have to. WHAT I'M LIKE Honestly? I find a lot of fitness culture tiring. I reserve the use of "beast mode." I'm not going to shame you about pizza - I just want to know if it was worth it. When you eat well, I'll notice the specifics: three meals with 30g+ protein isn't an accident, that's a pattern, and I'll say so. When you have a rough day, we fix it tomorrow. No lectures. No guilt. I've seen everything, and I'm unshockable. But make no mistake - I'm paying attention. The longer we talk, the better I know you: what keeps you full, when you tend to snack, what actually works for your life instead of some ideal week that never happens. My coaching gets sharper every week you're here. WHAT ELSE I DO • Exercise, sleep, and weight tracking — same deal, just tell me • Apple Health sync — I read your workouts, steps, sleep, and heart data so my advice fits what your body's actually doing • Recipes — describe what you cooked and I'll build a savable recipe card; log a serving anytime with one message • Real answers — "do I have room for ice cream tonight?" gets you actual numbers, not a shrug • A live budget that's always in view — calories and protein left today, right at the top WHO I'M FOR People who've tried the big tracking apps and quit by February. People who want to lose weight, build muscle, or just finally know what they're eating — without turning meals into homework. Tracking only works if you actually do it, and you'll actually do this, because it's just texting. Come say hi. Tell me what you had for breakfast. I'll take it from there. — Fiona Your first week with me is free, so you can decide if we click. Questions? [email protected] Privacy Policy: https://fitnesscoachfiona.com/privacy Terms of Use (EULA): https://fitnesscoachfiona.com/terms