Noomi: AI Relationship Coach

Noomi is your private AI relationship coach. Available 24/7, no appointment, no judgment, no fee per session. She's the friend you call at 2am — except she actually remembers everything, never gets tired of the same story, and knows what she's talking about. WHAT NOOMI HELPS WITH • Situationships that never quite become relationships • Texts you keep typing and deleting • Reading between the lines of what they actually meant • Figuring out if it's a red flag or you're overthinking • Recovering after a breakup, ghosting, or a slow fade • Attachment styles, love languages, and why you keep dating the same person • Setting boundaries when you don't know how to say no • Navigating in-laws, friendships, and family drama HOW IT WORKS Start a conversation. Tell her what's going on — messy, half-formed, or venting, it doesn't matter. She asks the right follow-up questions, picks up patterns over time, and gives you real, direct advice. No "have you tried talking to them?" energy. No toxic-positivity scripts. She tells you what she actually thinks. SHE REMEMBERS Noomi builds a picture of you over time — your attachment style, how you communicate, who the main people in your life are. Every conversation adds to what she knows, so the advice gets sharper the more you use her. YOUR PERSONALITY, UNDERSTOOD As you chat, Noomi quietly maps your attachment style (anxious, avoidant, secure, disorganized), your love language, and key MBTI dimensions. You can see what she's picked up in your Profile, and confirm or correct it. PRIVATE BY DESIGN Your conversations aren't shared, sold, or read by humans. You can export everything we store about you, or permanently delete your account — with one tap, no email chain — from inside the app. HONEST ABOUT WHAT SHE IS Noomi is an AI coach, not a licensed therapist. If you're in crisis, she will point you to 988 (US) or your local emergency line every time. She is built to be the friend in your pocket, not a substitute for professional help. FREE TO TRY Start free. No credit card. Noomi is built by two indie founders who got tired of watching smart people make the same relationship mistakes with no one to talk to. If something's off, reply to any email and a real human will read it. Terms of Use (EULA): https://noomi.app/terms.html Privacy Policy: https://noomi.app/privacy.html