FakeEats: Fake Food Delivery

You already ate. You're ordering again. FakeEats is a fake food delivery app that looks and feels exactly like the real thing — except nothing ever arrives. Browse gorgeous fictional restaurants, build a cart, place your order, and watch a "driver" crawl toward your door on a real map. By the time the 12-minute delivery ends, the craving has passed. You kept the money. You skipped the calories. You won. And now the app that fakes your takeout teaches you to cook. THE MARKET + MY KITCHEN Quests, streaks, and cooking earn you FakeBucks — an in-game currency you can never buy, only earn. Spend them across 20 hand-crafted specialty shops: the greengrocer, the butcher, the fishmonger, the spice bazaar, the sauce cellar, and more, stocked with 773 illustrated ingredients. Save recipes from the restaurant dishes you crave, stock your pantry, and cook them in your virtual Kitchen. The signature moment: cartoon ingredients tumble through the pan and transform into the photoreal dish you almost ordered. Earn XP, climb chef levels, and collect mastery stars in a Cookbook that remembers every dish you have ever made. The arc is the point. FakeEats meets you mid-craving with a fake order — then quietly nudges you from ordering to cooking. In the game first. Then, if we do our job, in your actual kitchen. HOW IT WORKS A craving lasts 10-20 minutes. A FakeEats order takes 12. The full ritual — browsing, choosing, tracking — gives your brain the same anticipation hit as a real order, without the food, the fees, or the 3 a.m. regret. It's urge surfing, a proven CBT technique, wearing a delivery app costume. WHAT YOU GET - 100 fictional restaurants across 80+ cuisines, with menus, photos, and calorie counts - Live delivery tracking on a real map, with a fake driver and mindful urge-surfing messages - A Victory screen after every order: calories saved, money kept, streak extended - The Market: 20 shops, one big satisfying cart, and a pantry you can upgrade - My Kitchen: cookable-now recipes, chef levels, mastery stars, and the Cookbook - The Arena: weekly leagues where your victories climb a leaderboard - Streak tiers from Bronze to Diamond that unlock new restaurants - Content Drops: add whole new restaurant districts to your city (three free packs to start) - FakeTime: sometimes your driver video-calls mid-delivery. Answer it. - Intel dashboard: craving patterns, triggers, and time-of-day heatmaps - Intermittent fasting timer (16:8, 18:6, 20:4, custom) - 5 app skins. Nobody has to know what it really is. EVERYTHING INCLUDED Every feature is included at no cost: order, track, win, shop The Market, cook, every restaurant tier, the full Intel dashboard, fasting tools, smart alerts, all skins, all challenges. No subscription required, no trial. FakeBucks can never be bought, only earned, and nothing boosts your XP. You can't pay to win a habit. Coming soon: the Real Kitchen — point FakeEats at your actual pantry and get cook-tonight suggestions. The average American spends $1,566 a year on food delivery. Every fake order is real money you didn't spend. Feed the craving, not yourself. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://fakeeats.com/privacy.html