Nobody Asked

It requires at least 12GB of RAM to run local LLMs and is supported only on iPhone 17 Pro or newer, M series iPads, and M series Macs. "Nobody Asked" is the friend at the table who can't keep quiet. Set your phone down, pick a personality - Cynic, Comedian, or Savage - and let the AI eavesdrop on your conversation.  When it hears something worth roasting, it interrupts with a one-liner. Out loud. Everything runs on your device. No cloud. No accounts. No data leaves your phone. No ai credits needed. Perfect for: - Game nights and dinner parties - Late-night debates that need a third opinion - Finding out which friend can't take a joke Features: - Free version to test 2 spoken lines and see if your device supports local llm's. - 100% on-device AI - works in airplane mode - LLM Ministral-3-3B-Instruct-2512-Q4_K_M - Voice Model Qwen3 TTS 0.6B - Natural voice output in English - Supports listening to English, Dutch, German, French, Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese - Choose your AI personality: cynic, comedian, or savage No data collection. Just unsolicited commentary.