Shameify: Year Wrapped Roasts

Your 2025 was a disaster. We have proof. Shameify analyzes your health, calendar, and photos to deliver the year-in-review you didn't ask for but absolutely deserve. Think Wrapped, but honest. And mean. Your phone knows what you did. WHAT WE ROAST → Your step count. Furniture has seen more action. → Meeting hours. That's not collaboration, that's a hostage situation. → Sleep schedule. Or lack thereof. → Selfie count. Narcissus would be proud. → Screenshots. Trust issues or bad memory? Both. → Late-night photos. Nothing good happens after 2 AM. Your camera roll proves it. ACHIEVEMENT BADGES Unlock badges like Meeting Martyr, Selfie Superstar, Screenshot Royalty, and Sleep Deprived. Wear your dysfunction with pride. PRIVACY We analyze metadata locally. We can't see your photos, just how many you took at 3 AM. Your secrets are safe. Your dignity is not.