Kiss Me Ads: Motion Survival

Have a few minutes? Looking for a truly premium, offline, oddly satisfying, bite-sized hack-and-slash action experience? This arcade game is for you! Fully offline, zero (real) ads, no IAP. Kiss Me Ads features a fine mix of relaxing and engaging actions. Stop fighting thumbs—start tilting! Play now and dive into the Ads Apocalypse. It's the year 2077. The Internet has been plagued by ads. Knowledge was lost to the pop-ups, and paper-archived knowledge has expired even long before this. Without advanced knowledge, our civilization is at the brink of destruction! But there is still hope! Brave explorer, dive into the sea of ads and bring back web shards that contain invaluable data. Recover the records of our ancestors' wits, and save our civilization! This is the complete experience: No Ads, No Microtransactions, Just Pure Arcade Survival. Featuring: * PREMIUM TILT & MOTION CONTROLS: Master a unique control scheme. Your phone is your joystick! Guide your mouse pointer using natural motion controls. * STRATEGIC HP MANAGEMENT: This is no mindless sweeper. Success demands strategy because every "click" on the ads costs precious HP. You must strategically balance clearing a path with finding hidden restores and shields for survival. * ENDLESS SURVIVAL ARCADE: Face a nonstop, infinite wave of ads in the ultimate survival challenge. Strive for the high score and see how long you can last in the Ads Apocalypse. * CYBERPUNK BOSS BATTLES: Survive long enough to challenge the corrupted bosses still lingering the old Internet, testing your tilt control to the limit. * 100+ COLLECTIBLES & LOST LORE: Discover old bits of the Internet before the Ads Apocalypse and unlock the full, original story of the collapse.