Knockout 2: Wrath of the Karen

SAVE THE WORLD — Join the bureau of Federal Boxing Investigations in this classic Punch-Out!!-inspired game and save humanity from karenism in a world where all laws and arguments are settled in the ring. But beware! An ancient evil lurks in the shadows, and she rises to threaten national security, the world, and your quarterly performance bonus. ••••• Agent! It's time to clean house. The bureau of Federal Boxing Investigation welcomes you as our newest recruit! Truth be told, you've arrived just in time. The country faces a threat greater than any we've ever seen: karens. Grocery store karens, gym karens, scam artist karens, heck, even sovereign citizens! Something has corrupted the once good people of this great country, and it's spreading fast. It's your job to find out what. Every second we stand here gawpin', we lose more ground. Another manager eats an uppercut. Another cat gets stolen. Another HOA fine gets assessed! Now that all laws are enforced by boxing, we need you to get out into the field and track this menace down. You are authorized to serve swift justice with a license to punch. Fight your way across the nation and even the world if it means completing your mission. If you've played Punch-Out!!, it's kind of like that but in real life. ~ The World of Knockout ~ Knockout 2 pits you against the worst of society and the only way out is with your fists. The cable company stops giving you the discounted rate? That's a boxing match. Someone yields at an empty roundabout? That's a boxing match, too. In fact, all laws, court cases, and skimping out on sandwich toppings are resolved through combat in a world where the legal system has been replaced with boxing. The road to victory might not be easy, but it will be hilarious. ~ The Most Chaotic Puzzle Boxing Ever ~ Enjoy the new generation of Knockout's unique take on the Punch-Out!! formula. Connect your punches to gain power! Use that power to throw devastating special moves. Land your special moves to completely regain your stamina. Keep up with this fun and frantic juggling act and your opponent won't stand a chance! Each opponent is a puzzle to be picked apart. From door-to-door salesmen to bridezillas, learn each opponent’s fighting style and expertly clap back. Use perfect-blocking and counter punches to dominate each match like a symphony conductor. ~ The Best Black Suits ~ Unlock new gear to customize your boxer and save the world! With each defeat, the dark karenic influence grows stronger. Equip new clothing and items to power up your punches, change your play style, and armor up against the legions of the empathy-impaired. ~ Above and Beyond the Call of Duty ~ After enjoying the three part main campaign story, test your skills against special missions and daily challenges. Claim supremacy in timed trials for each character. And yes, flesh out the game's lore by completing achievements to fill in your investigation corkboard. ~ No Mobile Slop ~ In a Supreme Court decision that was also made by boxing, premium currencies and boosts are now classified as Schedule I debate enhancers. Knockout 2 has no such gimmicks. When you purchase the game you are purchasing the whole game and nothing but the game, so help you God. Boxing matches are scheduled to determine whether to add DLC characters in the future, however. ~ No Ads Whatsoever ~ The 118th Congressional Session, or 3rd Congressional Boxing Season, included a decisive battle royale consisting of 541 senators and representatives vs 7 advertising executives from leading tech and video game companies. As such, ads in mobile games have been outlawed entirely. ~ Features ~ • Classic arcade boxing action with tight timing and even tighter controls in the style of Punch-Out!! • Fully customizable boxer with unlockable gear. • Extra challenges and custom game modes. • Keyboard and Gamepad support.