Destroy Your X

What deserves destruction today? Type anything. "My old laptop." "Mondays." "The group chat." "My ex's hoodie." It comes to life with googly eyes, a face, a voice and a whole personality. It meets you in a police lineup. It begs. It sulks. It brags. Then you choose its fate. USE ANY PHOTO Pick a photo or snap one and it becomes your X. Give it a face on the photo's white edge and it talks back: "Hey, I'm just a photo, man." The whole picture stays visible, and your photos stay on your phone unless you share them. 89 FATES IN 10 WORLDS Every fate is a little toy you play with your fingers: eight in every world, plus 17 holiday fates. - The Junkyard: the Smash Room, the Big Drop, the wood chipper, the car crusher and a rocket strapper. - Construction Site: wrecking ball, hydraulic press, steamroller, demolition day. - Volcano Island: drop it in, dunk it in lava, wake the Tiki God, fire the volcano cannon. - Outer Space: launch it, fly it into the sun, open a black hole, out the airlock. - Monster Island: feed the monster, T-Rex snack, release the kraken, giant robot. - Military Base: run it over with a tank, artillery, a minefield and the Nuclear Option. - Disaster Zone: meteor strike, tornado, lightning storm, tsunami. - Mad Science Lab: shrink ray, the Clone-o-Matic, the particle accelerator, the acid vat. - Medieval Mayhem: catapult, dragon, the joust, boulder roll. A HOLIDAY FOR EVERY SEASON Six holidays take turns through the year, one at a time: New Year, Valentine's, St Patrick's, Midsummer, Halloween and Christmas. Each brings its own scene and fates, free while it is on and yours to keep once you play them, plus wardrobe items to win: a Santa Hat, Heart Glasses, a Leprechaun Hat, a Flower Crown and more. EARN RAGE, UNLOCK MAYHEM Every destruction scores Rage Points: how destroyed it is, style bonuses, Overkill, Speed Demon, Today's Target and more. Climb 20 ranks from Mildly Annoyed to Beyond Rage and unlock more fates, sidekicks and outfits. THE CREW Six sidekicks cheer you on from the corner: Kevin the Intern, Grandma Gertie, Sergeant Boom, Dr. Kaboom, Rex and Unit 7. DRESS IT UP Hats, glasses, mustaches and more. Rename it, switch its googly eyes off, or put your own photo on a cardboard cut-out. MADE TO SHARE Every destruction becomes a short video with sound, "OLD LAPTOP HAS BEEN DESTROYED", plus a GIF and a picture card. Save it to Photos or share it anywhere. THE GRAVEYARD A tombstone for everything you destroy, with its last moment and an epitaph. PLAY IN YOUR LANGUAGE English, Spanish, French, German and Brazilian Portuguese. Made for iPhone, iPad and the folding iPhone. Game Center leaderboards and achievements. No account. Everything you type and every photo you pick stays on your device. Free to play: the whole Junkyard, unlimited destruction and a fate in every world you can earn by ranking up. World packs, the Crew, the All Worlds Pass (every world, including future ones) and Destroyer Pro (everything, holiday fates all year, double Rage Points, no watermark, HD video) are optional one-time purchases. No Ads. No tracking. Just games.