Butt Talks

Log a poop by taking a picture of it. Butty, the app's AI, reads the photo and gives you its Bristol type, 1 to 7 on the clinical stool scale, with a short line on what that type means. The log saves with its date and time, so a few seconds in the bathroom builds a history you can read back. YOUR OVERALL POOP HEALTH SCORE Every typed log feeds one number for the last 7 days, drawn on a gauge running 10 to 96. Type 4 is the ideal and both ends of the scale count equally against you, so 1 and 7 score the same. Four colour bands, green through red, and the number moves as your week does. The score is not a diagnosis. WHAT YOU CAN LOG - A photo, typed by AI or picked yourself from the seven Bristol types - Colour - Pain, 0 to 10 - Glasses of water - Straining, urgency, and whether it felt complete - Sleep - A note on what you ate - Medication - Location, if you want it WHAT HOME SHOWS YOU - Butty's read on your week in plain English - Your most recent log - Your poop average: the most common type over 7, 30 or 60 days - Your last three logs, with every log a tap away - Poop distribution: how your types split over 7, 30 or 90 days - A calendar marking every day you logged, the types you had and that day's score - Trends over 30 days for type, how often, pain, water, how it felt, and the days you took medication - Your own map, with a pin on every log you saved with location - A streak count for days in a row - A card flagging a log that needs you, such as a colour worth checking or an analysis that did not finish GUT HUB Everything from Nurse Wong RN BSN, who Butt Talks was built with: - A 1-on-1 video call, booked and paid for in the app - Courses, a short video a day - Her recommended products - The Butt Talks Discord RANKING A leaderboard for the world or your own area, and a community map of everyone logging. One pin marks a whole city, never where anyone actually went. REMINDERS A daily reminder at a time you pick, sent only on the days you have not logged yet. BUTT TALKS PLUS Free accounts get 3 AI checks a week and the last 7 days of history. Plus lifts both: - Unlimited AI checks, so Butty reads every photo you log - Your whole history instead of the last 7 days - Trends, and the 30, 60 and 90 day windows on the average, distribution and calendar cards - Your whole map US$9.99 a month, renewing until you cancel. Cancel any time in your App Store settings. Your local price is shown on the subscription screen before you buy. YOUR PHOTOS - Your stool photos are kept in private storage that only your account can open - No human at Butt Talks ever sees them - They are never used to train any model - Analysis is performed by Google Gemini through OpenRouter, with zero data retention enforced on every request LOCATION Logging with location is optional. Your own map shows your exact pins and only you can see them. The community map is opt in and adults only. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/