404 Birthday

Your memory crashed again. We get it. That's why we built 404 Birthday - because forgetting birthdays is social suicide and missing parties is a tragedy.

At least someone's keeping track.
Stop being that friend who always "just remembered" three days too late. Stop missing free cake. Stop getting uninvited to group events because you forgot Jessica's birthday for the third year running.

___What You Get___
- Completely offline operation - no internet, no accounts, no cloud nonsense
- Import birthdays from your contacts instantly or add them manually
- Yearly, monthly and upcoming stats showing how many social disasters you can prevent
- Everything stored locally and encrypted because your terrible memory is private

__The Brutal Truth__
You're not downloading this to be thoughtful. You're downloading this because missing birthdays equals missing invitations, and missing invitations equals eating dinner alone on weekends.
We don't judge. We just remind.

__Features__
- 100% offline functionality
- Optional contact import
- No data collection or tracking
- Simple, clean interface for simple, forgetful people

Download 404 Birthday and fix your social life before it's too late. Your weekend plans depend on it.

__Privacy__ Everything stays on your device. We collect nothing except error/crash reports to fix bugs. No accounts, no servers, no ads, no drama.