S'wipe: Gut Performance

Your gut isn't broken. It's starving.

Most gut tests tell you which bacteria live in your microbiome — but not what they're actually doing. S'wipe measures the postbiotics (short-chain fatty acids like acetate, propionate, and butyrate) your gut bacteria produce, because these compounds — not bacterial counts alone — drive your energy, mood, immunity, and digestion.

Stop guessing. Start measuring.

HOW IT WORKS
• Collect 3 simple samples over 5 days — no special prep, no invasive swabs
• Ship your samples to our lab for GC-MS quantification of your postbiotic levels
• Get results in 14 days, delivered straight to the app
• Receive your Gut Performance Score, a 0–100 metric that tracks your gut's true output over time

WHAT YOU GET IN THE APP
• Your Gut Performance Score and full postbiotic breakdown
• A personalized fiber plan ranking 12 foods matched to your unique SCFA profile
• A private dashboard to track results and retest over time
• A free 30-minute consultation with a registered dietitian to walk through your results
• Clear, actionable recommendations — not vague wellness advice

WHY POSTBIOTICS
Bacteria are only half the story. It's the postbiotics they produce that have the direct biological impact on how you feel — with research suggesting up to 10x more influence than bacterial presence alone. S'wipe is built around measuring that output directly, so your plan is based on what your gut is actually doing, not just who's living there.

WHO IT'S FOR
If you're dealing with bloating, low energy, brain fog, or poor sleep — and you're tired of generic gut health advice — S'wipe gives you a clear, personalized starting point backed by lab-grade measurement.

One-time test. No subscription required. Just clear answers about your gut, and a plan to fuel it.

Fuel your gut. Feel your best.