Алло, мам — сценарии

"Hello, Mom" ​​is a staged comedy dialogue editor. Create an absurd scenario, set a time, and act out the scene within the app.

IMPORTANT: THIS IS NOT A PHONE CALL
The app does not make or receive calls, does not use ConnectionService or CallKit, and does not simulate a phone's system screen. A standard local notification is sent at the scheduled time. Tapping it opens the distinctive, signature staged scenario screen.

FEATURES
• A library of safe comedy scenarios;
• Fictional characters and user-selected images;
• Recording, re-recording, and previewing dialogue;
• Dialogue timeline with pauses and prompts;
• Speak-only mode;
• Built-in safe ringtones, volume, and vibration;
• Start after 10 or 30 seconds, after a minute, or at a selected time;
• Favorites, last scenario repeat, and history without saving audio in history;
• Import and export scenarios without photos, recordings, and personal data;
• Light and dark themes;
• Delete individual recordings and all data.

PRIVACY
The app works completely offline. Names, images, recordings, schedules, and settings remain on the device. There is no account, server, advertising, analytics, or trackers. The app does not read contacts, call logs, geolocation, or device identifiers. The microphone is requested only when recording is explicitly started.

SAFE JOKE
Each scenario is marked as staged. Scenarios involving emergency services, banks, real government agencies, threats, extortion, passwords and codes, bullying, and impersonating a specific person without consent are prohibited.

Use "Hello, Mom" ​​for role-playing and comedy improvisation—not for deception purposes, such as money, access, or personal information.