Know How to Poop: The SAT

Think you're smart? Prove it on the one exam that actually matters: Know How to Poop: The SAT.
This completely absurd parody of the digital SAT puts your most useless skills to the test through a series of ridiculous mini-games. Answer questions no school ever prepared you for, face off against the legendary Mr. Can't Poop Man in a game of chess, and fight your way to the top of the global leaderboard.
FEATURES: • A full fake SAT experience, minus the stress and college admissions • Wacky mini-games that test reflexes, logic, and questionable judgment • Chess showdown against Mr. Can't Poop Man himself • Global leaderboard — enter a name and claim your rank (totally optional) • Playable in 11 languages, because bad jokes are universal • No account required, no ads, no nonsense
Whether you ace it or fail spectacularly, one thing is certain: by the end, you'll know how to poop.
Disclaimer: This is a parody game. It is not affiliated with the College Board, and it will not get you into college.