Couch Tanks - Artillery Party

About Couch Tanks - Artillery Party

Turn-based tank artillery for your TV. The whole couch plays with one remote.

Aim, adjust, destroy — the classic artillery duel, reborn for the living room.

Couch Tanks is a turn-based artillery party game for Android TV. Take turns dialing in your angle and power, fire over the mountains, and watch the wind carry your shell toward glory or embarrassment. Last tank standing wins — and the loser gets the first shot of the rematch.

If you grew up lobbing shells across pixel mountains in classic scorched earth artillery games of the DOS era, this is that feeling — on the biggest screen in the house.

MADE FOR THE COUCH
Pure hotseat, pass-and-play local multiplayer: everything runs on one shared screen with one remote, passed around the sofa. No accounts, no online setup, no waiting for strangers — just the people in the room, taking turns and talking trash. Family game night, with craters. Play against friends, family, or bots with three distinct skill levels that visibly walk their shots in toward you.

FEATURES
• Classic artillery gameplay: angle, power, wind, fire
• Fully destructible terrain — every crater changes the battle
• 1–6 players on one TV: humans and bots in any mix
• Bots with personality: Sloppy, Steady, and Deadly
• Weapons with tactics: shells, the golden heavy, a drill to dig in, a dirt bomb to build walls
• Wind that drifts between turns — a dialed-in shot never stays dialed in
• Game modes: Classic, Moon Party (low gravity!), Tiny Tanks, and full Custom rules
• Custom rules: gravity, wind, tank size, crater size, HP, fall damage
• Designed for the TV remote with instant, precise D-pad aiming
• Also plays great with touch on your phone or tablet
• No ads, ever
• No account, no registration
• Works on Android TV and Google TV

HOW TO PLAY
1. Launch Couch Tanks on your Android TV
2. Set up players — any mix of humans and bots
3. Aim with the D-pad: left/right for angle, up/down for power
4. Press OK to fire, then pass the remote
5. Adjust from your last shot and close in — last tank standing wins

FAIR BY DESIGN
The game you download is a complete game: two players, the core arsenal, and everything you need for a full evening. One single purchase unlocks the whole thing forever — up to 6 players, all game modes and custom rules, plus everything we add later. One purchase covers the whole household, and nothing you can buy ever makes a shot hit harder: on a shared screen, everyone always plays with the same arsenal.

NO NONSENSE
No ads. No subscriptions. No energy timers. No pay-to-win. Just tanks, terrain, and the people on your couch.