HeySats - Bitcoin & Analyses

Make data-driven decisions, not emotional ones. HeySats is the ultimate Bitcoin app for anyone looking to accumulate BTC strategically. If you are looking for portfolio management, technical analysis, market regime insights, and on-chain tools all in one place, you have found your headquarters. Custom-built for long-term investors, self-taught learners, and cypherpunk minds.

Forget having dozens of browser tabs open. HeySats brings together your portfolio tracker, crypto charts, indicators (RSI and MACD), macro radar, and smart alerts into a fast, fluid mobile experience.

WHAT YOU WILL FIND IN HEYSATS:

📊 BITCOIN PORTFOLIO TRACKER
Track your sats and their fiat value. Log purchases and sales for a reliable history. Compare your total investment against the current market value on an interactive chart and track your performance directly on your home screen.

⏱️ TIME MACHINE & DCA PLANNER
Simulate: what if you had bought Bitcoin 3 years ago? Plan your future with the DCA (Dollar Cost Averaging) planner: set the amount, currency, and schedule. With HeySats Premium, receive reminders on the exact day and time to maintain your stacking discipline without relying on your memory.

🌡️ MACRO THERMOMETER & TECHNICAL ANALYSIS
Understand the context before buying. The 'Market Regime' view translates the macro environment (bullish, bearish, or transition) and includes market sentiment (e.g., Fear & Greed). Cross-reference indicators like RSI, moving averages, MACD, and Bollinger Bands with market cycle phases. Analyze candlestick charts, supports, and resistances with complete clarity.

🔔 SMART ALERTS (PREMIUM)
Do not miss out on opportunities. Our alert panel notifies you at the right moment: extreme oversold RSI on the daily chart, low mempool fees for cheap transfers, or major macro regime shifts. Get reliable real-time notifications, even when the app is not open.

🧰 TOOLS & BITCOIN NETWORK
A complete hub for conversions, network fee overviews, halving countdown, and block estimation. The ideal tool for those tracking on-chain activity without leaving the app.

🎓 CYPHERPUNK ACADEMY & PRIVATE VAULT
Learn with built-in educational content. Use the locally encrypted vault to store your sensitive notes (PINs, quick reminders — remember: never store your seed phrase on your phone). Explore Cold Watch to track addresses in read-only mode via a compatible endpoint.

🔒 PRIVACY FIRST
We do not require you to create an account. Your portfolio, history, and notes are encrypted exclusively on your phone. External connections are only used to update prices and charts. We do not sell your data.

📲 HOME SCREEN WIDGET
Keep an eye on the BTC price in dollars, the Fear & Greed index, and the block countdown to the next halving at a glance, periodically updated on your Android screen.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: HeySats is an information and organization tool. We are not financial advisors, brokers, or a custody service. The crypto asset market is volatile; investment decisions are your sole responsibility.

Download HeySats, organize your stack, and gain an edge in the markets. Subscribe to Premium to unlock full charts, DCA with reminders, and automatic alerts. Cancel anytime directly in the Play Store.