Reasonable Tomato: Any Mood

Pick how you feel. Type the message plainly. Tap Tomato-ify. Get back something that sounds like that mood, still you, ready to send.

Reasonable Tomato is a comedy app for the moment before you hit send. It started as the cure for angry texts, and it still is. Now it does every mood.

SWIPE TO PICK A MOOD
• Angry → calm: write it furious, send it lukewarm, with the facts kept and the insults gone.
• Celebrate, Happy, Funny, In love, Flirty, Sorry, Thank you, Powerful, Professional, Poetic, Sad, Exhausted, Hangry, Good morning, Goodnight.
• Poetic writes a short poem, laid out as one.
• Choose how much: Subtle, Clear or All in.
• Choose who it's for: your boss, partner, a friend, family, a neighbour or customer service.
• Get three versions. Swipe, copy, send.

GREETINGS FOR EVERY OCCASION
• Celebrate: type the occasion and who it's for ("Eid, my aunt", "Mum's birthday, she loves her garden") and get the whole message, warm and specific.
• Eid, Ramadan, Christmas, Hanukkah, Diwali, Thanksgiving, New Year, Easter, Valentine's, Mother's Day, Father's Day: the occasions in season are one tap away.
• Birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new babies, graduations, new jobs, get-well wishes and condolences, all year round.

STYLES
• Text, as you'd send it.
• Emoji, with a few that fit.
• Post, as a social post with hashtags.

STILL THE ANGRY-TEXT EXPERT
• Four tones for cooling down: Lukewarm, Corporate, Passive-aggressive or Victorian.
• Mad-o-meter: see how hot your draft is before you send it.
• "Already reasonable" check: if your text is fine, it says so.
• Fire Drills: a daily practice situation, with a streak.
• Tomato-ify inside other apps: select text anywhere and pick Tomato-ify.

DECODE WHAT THEY MEANT
Got a message you can't read? Paste it in and Decode tells you what they probably meant, how annoyed they are, and how to reply. Add earlier messages for context. A dating mode spots red flags.

MAKE IT SHAREABLE
• Share cards with a backdrop you pick and three looks: Classic, Modern or Handwritten.
• Short videos of your message changing mood, with music, for TikTok, Reels, Shorts and Stories.
• A card gallery of everything you've made.
• A mood calendar: every message you tomato-ify logs the day's mood, so you can look back at your month.
• Anger stats and a monthly Anger Wrapped.

SIX LANGUAGES
English, Arabic, Spanish, French, Portuguese and German. Replies come back in the language and dialect you wrote in.

PRIVATE BY DESIGN
• No account, no sign-in, no ads.
• Your text is sent only when you tap, to make the rewrite, and is never stored on our server.
• History, cards, calendar and stats stay on your phone.

Rewrites are made by AI (Google Gemini). They can be wrong or miss context, so read them before you send. Reasonable Tomato never sends messages for you.

Comedy, not therapy. If you're in crisis, the app points you to findahelpline.com.