Wasn't Me: Cat Mischief

You're a cat. Your human is busy. Their stuff is on the table.

Hold and slide to sneak along the table and shove things off: the vase, the snow globe, the phone with no case. Every crash has a price, and the bill keeps growing.

But crashes are loud. When your human hears something, their head starts to turn. Let go, freeze, and put on your most innocent face. If they turn around while your paw is on the phone, you're busted.

HOW TO PLAY
• Hold anywhere and slide to sneak and shove
• Let go to freeze and look innocent
• Watch for the "?": your human is about to turn around

WHY YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING
• Short rounds, one thumb
• Real physics: vases tip, eggs roll, stacks topple
• Chain reactions, nerves-of-steel bonuses, and a bonus for clearing the whole table
• Every round ends in an itemized damage receipt, or a "caught in 4K" mugshot if you get busted
• 26 levels in two homes: a flat and a whole house, with heists, escapes and moving day
• Hard mode, surprise twists and power-ups for every level you master
• Collect cats and dogs, give each one a name, and make your own pet from a photo
• Build a treehouse hideout for your gang, and look after every pet in it
• Daily Crime: the same room for everyone, once a day, with a streak to keep
• Daily missions, a weekly challenge, badges and a crime album to fill

Every room has its own human and its own trick: a video call in the home office, a birthday cake in the kitchen, the pet cam at 2 a.m., the goldfish on the coffee table, the washer's spin that drowns out every crash, and many more. More homes are on the way.

Nobody gets hurt, least of all the cat. The worst your human does is yell your pet's name. (The goldfish might disagree.)