Trump Dump: Splat Attack Game

Fly high. Aim low. Splat everything.

TrumpDump: Splat Attack is a cartoon arcade game about aim, timing and appetite. Every tap lifts him up and drops a payload on the street below. Land it on a rolling golf cart, a stretch limo, a gold statue or a lawn sign and it splats for bonus points.

CHAIN THE SPLATS
Hit target after target to build a combo: one point, then two, then three, up to five points a splat. Let a single target roll away clean and the streak is gone.

KEEP YOUR GUT FULL
Every drop costs gut. Fly through burgers and fries to refill it. Run on empty and all you get is a feeble hop with nothing to drop, so when you tap matters as much as where you fly.

MIND THE PODIUMS
Podiums, filing cabinets and teleprompters close in from above and below. Clip one and the run is over, so every detour for a burger and every line-up on a limo is a risk.

WHAT'S IN IT
- Aimed drops at moving targets, with combos worth up to five points a hit.
- A gut meter and food pickups that make every tap a decision.
- A stats card after every run: score, hits and your longest combo.
- A new superlative every five points. He will tell you how it is going.
- Personal records that are yours alone. No leaderboards, no sign-up.
- Reduced Motion, separate music and sound volumes, and haptics you can switch off.

ORIGINAL WORK, ALL OF IT
Every drawing, every sound and the music were made for this app. The caricature is an original illustration, not a photograph or a trace. The targets are empty vehicles and unlabelled objects. There are no campaign logos, no slogans and no government insignia anywhere in it.

The humour is juvenile and absurdist rather than accusatory. Nothing in the app is presented as a real quotation, and it makes no factual claim about any real person.

DISCLAIMER
TrumpDump is an independently created work of political satire and parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Donald Trump, any political campaign, political party, government entity, or public official. All characters, dialogue, and events are fictionalized for comedic entertainment.