Heckled Knight

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, there lived a knight: Sir Bülent. He came to rescue Princess Defne. Bad news: a voice in the sky has taken over the kingdom and turned everything into a game show. It's called the Do or Die Show. The host is the Narrator. And the Narrator has a nickname for Sir Bülent: H.K. The Heckled Knight.

Heckled Knight is a 2D platformer that trolls you from start to finish. Signs lie, the flag runs away when you get close, the grass is a trapdoor, the "safe" spring launches you into ceiling spikes. The Narrator sees everything, comments on everything and forgets nothing: he remembers the way that worked for you, and changes it after you die.

Sir Bülent doesn't keep quiet either. He's polite at first, cracks as the deaths pile up, and ends up arguing with the Narrator.

• 50 levels across 5 worlds: The Meadow, The Gold Mine, The Backwards Forest, Storm Castle and The Last Castle, including a spring tower, a dark mine maze, a mine shaft with no elevator and nine rooms of portals.
• A fully voiced, mocking Narrator and a knight who talks back, in two languages, with over 660 lines in each.
• Mind games: trapdoor floors that remember you, portals that swap after you die, magic curtains that flip the screen and the controls.
• 105 different loading screen gags. Stuck bars, loading that goes backwards, questions you have to answer yourself.
• A full-screen comic close-up for every way to die: shish kebab, pancake, well done...
• Real boss fights: the Slime King, a golem made of all the gold you missed, the caped Shadow Lord, a frog in a dragon costume, and in the finale the Narrator himself, a giant golden microphone. Each with a face-off card, his own voice and his own death comic. Plus a mini boss at the end of every world.
• A story told in comic cinematics, a foggy world map, lava and flood escape levels, monkey bars and crushers you can't just stroll past.
• 8 odd characters who write clues into your journal, and a true ending for those who listen.
• Camp fire checkpoints (and fake ones), hidden chests, and the places the Narrator tells you not to go.
• The Narrator's Revenge, unlocked when you finish: every level mirrored, controls reversed, tougher bosses. And this time it's the Narrator who's scared: Sir Bülent grows bolder level by level, the Narrator shakes. A surprise waits at the end.
• Challenges on every level: finish without dying, grab all the gold, find the secret. Stars and best times.
• 22 achievements. Some are hidden, some are just plain mean.
• English and Turkish; subtitles you can turn off; touch controls and controller support. No internet needed.

Warning: the Narrator can't be turned off. We tried.