AstroBastardo

The horoscope that doesn't console you, it insults you.

AstroBastardo starts with your birth chart: date, time, and place of birth. From there, your personal space is shaped, with astrology, readings, and unwelcoming words.

BASTARDO DAILY
A personal reading of the day, based on your birth chart and transits. It's the heart of the Premium program: open it from the Home page and find the editions in your archive.

YOUR SKY
Explore your birth chart, planets, houses, and aspects. View your Sun, Moon, and Ascendant with the original AstroBastardo puppets. If your birth time is missing, the app distinguishes between the data it can display and those that require a precise time.

READINGS
Tarot, dream interpretation, Teacup, and Ask the Heavens. Each tool shows the availability related to your plan; you can find the readings saved in your archive.

FRIENDS AND PROFILE
Add friends, explore your relationship profiles and content. Customize your photo and manage birth data, accounts, reports, and blocks.

NATAL CHART AND COUPLE COMPATIBILITY
Two personal reports can be purchased separately from the Premium plan. Alessandro prepares and reviews them personally; purchasing them does not produce an immediate PDF. Track the status of your orders and open or save the PDF when it's delivered.

PREMIUM
Choose a monthly or annual plan for the complete Daily, personal transits, complete archive, and the readings included in the plan. Prices, any applicable trials, and conditions are displayed in the Store before purchase. The subscription renews automatically; you can manage it and deactivate renewal in your Store account settings. You can also restore purchases in the app.

The Meetings section is listed as Upcoming: it does not yet allow bookings or purchases.

The readings are for entertainment and personal reflection purposes. They do not replace medical, psychological, legal, or financial advice.

Terms: https://www.astrobastardo.it/termini
Privacy: https://www.astrobastardo.it/privacy
Support: https://www.astrobastardo.it/supporto-app