Late Again Bob: Troll Runner

Bob has a job. Bob would like to keep it.

Between Bob and his desk: traffic that aims for him, gates that lie, potholes with a lane of their own, a horse (long story), his boss's entire face, and one goose that has never lost.

Bob is the world's okayest employee. He will be there in five minutes.

HOW IT WORKS Swipe between three lanes. Pick your gates — some give you time, some take it, some turn your car into a shopping cart. Reach the office before the meter hits zero, or get fired. Again.

GETTING FIRED IS THE FUN PART Every death is a joke with your name on it. The boss descends. Your stats are rewritten. Your mother explains that you actually did great. Retry is instant — one tap and Bob is back, exactly as confident as before. Bob learns nothing. That's the point.

EVERY LEVEL HAS ONE EVIL JOKE No filler. Each level is built around a single troll — a fake finish line, a road that runs backwards, oil that steers for you, a wedding, an airport, a courtroom. Unfair the first time. Fair when you know. Funny both times.

THE POSTERS Win a level and you get a deadpan poster of Bob's philosophy, signed by your own run — what got you, how many times, and how at peace Bob is about it. People screenshot them. We understand.

FEATURES • 50+ handcrafted troll levels across Bob's increasingly unfortunate life • Instant retry — fail fast, laugh fast • Vehicle evolutions from junker to... horse, kayak, pogo stick, penny-farthing • The Universe roasts you. Your Mom defends you. Neither helps. • Bob is alive: he breathes, blinks, side-eyes the goose, and judges you gently • Short levels built for one-more-try • No stamina walls. No waiting. Just Bob, the road, and consequences.

Bob has been fired hundreds of times. He has never once been late to a retry.