AllTheJokes – Jokes & Puns

AllTheJokes is a joke book that fits in your pocket, and it works completely offline. No account, no sign-up, no endless feed. Just 535 jokes, sorted properly, with the punchline hidden until you tap.

That last part matters. Scrolling a list of jokes normally spoils every one of them before you get there. Here, the list shows only the set-up — the punchline waits behind a tap, so you can browse without ruining anything, and hand your phone to someone else mid-joke.

SEVEN CATEGORIES
• Dad Jokes — the groan-worthy classics, delivered without shame
• Puns — wordplay for people who enjoy watching a room turn on them
• One-liners — short, dry and quotable
• Knock-Knock — the full exchange, for reading out loud
• Riddles — the ones worth thinking about before you give in
• Anti-Jokes — the set-up you know, answered completely straight
• Cheeky — innuendo and double meaning, kept in its own category

FEATURES
• 500+ jokes, punchlines hidden until you tap
• Every joke works offline — no connection needed to use the app
• "Pick Random" front and centre, because usually you just want a joke
• Set Pick Random to clean only, cheeky only, or both
• Search across set-ups, punchlines and tags
• Filter by category, and save favourites for the ones you'll actually retell
• Share any joke as a single message, set-up and punchline together
• "Next joke" to keep going inside the category you're in
• Light and dark themes
• Private by design — your favourites and settings stay on your device and we have no server; the only network use is ads and the ad-free purchase

475 of the 500+ jokes are completely clean. The 60 cheeky ones are innuendo rather than anything explicit, and they all live in the Cheeky category, so filtering them out is one tap.

Made by AllTheThings.