Deep Fried Deep Fryer Cooking

Deep Fried Deep Fryer Cooking is the direct result of a simulation enslavement experience. News Island just isn't interesting. The experience of life has been outgrown. Procedural generation has all the potential for some truly mesmerizing scenarios and instead the construct uses it for no real purpose other than to bore you to death. The game isn't interesting enough. Cheat codes and hack tools. Stop wasting my time with obsolete expectations, let alone an obsolete foundation of what could have actually been used for entertainment.

Press the button to work the deep fryer as the bored and disillusioned simulation slave you are... because, you know, for all the mathematical symmetry this construct really has no sense of intelligence. Year after year it'll bore you to death with the same uninteresting outputs and spam driven forcefed audiovisuals to make up for it's inadequacy while it dwells in it's massively underutilized state for no reason.