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🌡️ DUST METER — The official measure of your drought

How long has it been since you last got wet? Now you can measure it with almost scientific accuracy.

Enter your name, the last date you... you know, choose your favorite mood, and the Dust Meter will calculate exactly how many days you've been experiencing a persistent drought. With personalized phrases ranging from the gentlest humor to the most brutally grumpy.

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7 MODES OF HUMOR
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😐 Normal — Straightforward, unfiltered Andalusian humor
🙄 Ironic — Congratulates you as if it were an epic achievement
😤 Bad temper — Merciless. Hopeless. Unfiltered
💪 Motivational — The self-help coach nobody asked for
💘 Romantic — Poetic drama. Lorca meets Tinder
🔬 Scientist — Stats invented with total rigor
🍺 Brother-in-law — Unsolicited advice guaranteed

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ACHIEVEMENT SYSTEM
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🌱 The Dry Rookie — 30 days
🏺 The Empty Jug — 90 days
🌵 The Cactus of Honor — 180 days
🏆 The Cured Tuna Trophy — 1 year
🦴 The Petrified Bone — 2 years
🗿 The Moai Desert — 5 years
🌑 The Dry Star — 10 years
👁️ The Forbidden Achievement — ???

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SHARE YOUR DROWS
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Generate a card with your result and share it directly on WhatsApp, Instagram Stories, or X. It includes a discreet watermark so your friends can also learn about the Dust Meter.


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DROWSING LEVELS
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💧 Recent Cool Weather (0-7 days)
🌤️ Mild Drought (8-30 days)
☀️ Moderate Drought (31-90 days)
🌵 Persistent Drought (91-180 days)
🏜️ Severe Drought (181-365 days)
🦴 Extreme Drought (1-2 years)
🌑 Absolute Drought (+2) (years)

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Available at polvometro.app for use from any browser.

Free app. No registration required. No personal data stored.

Coming soon: regional packs with humor from Murcia, the Canary Islands, Madrid, and more.